I sat down at my desk this morning to read my e-mail and suddenly the phone rang. This man on the other end with a burly voice said, without first saying hello, Bush Menshaw can kick your ass. I thought, what a great way to start a phone conversation. I knew before answering the phone (caller id) that it was not a friend or relative, so at this very moment I was thinking he had the wrong number. Sometimes it's fun to play long with the joke so in this case that's exactly what I did.